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do you see what I'm dealing with here? - Idiot Control Now
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mellowcandle
mellowcandle
do you see what I'm dealing with here?
I'm sorry, did Fucking Anders just pass unsolicited judgment on my relationship? All, "I don't mean to criticize, but are you sure about Fenris? He seems less like a man and more like a dog."

I'm no Fenris fangirl, but seriously? How dare you! Also? RACIST.

Then after you insult my boyfriend, you ask me to help you blow up the Chantry? Are you for real? You're on your own, dude. And don't give me that pitiful, "I've always been on my own, for a time, I just forgot."

Yeah, well, maybe if you weren't such a colossal asshole.



Me: Why is Anders so gross?
D: Why do you have him in your party then?
Me: Because he's my healer.
D: Tell him more healing, less talking.
Me: Yeah, I don't pay him to talk.
D: I never found him to be that good a healer.

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susako From: susako Date: November 11th, 2011 06:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Haha I thought that whole exchange was hilarious. Anders is just jealous XD Also, Hawke's responses are classic (especially if you choose one where Fenris snaps back)

Also, re: Sebastian, I watched the 'culmination' of the romance and lol'd. "LET'S HAVE A CHASTE MARRIAGE SANCTIONED BY THE MAKER!" Even in angelic!Hawke's response you can feel the frustration. "Yes! Let's do that!" (&^%&!!!!)
mellowcandle From: mellowcandle Date: November 12th, 2011 05:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aw, man, I didn't have Fenris with me at the time. I would've loved to see that. This is what I get for taking Varric and Sebastian everywhere, because I love archers.

"LET'S HAVE A CHASTE MARRIAGE SANCTIONED BY THE MAKER"

Haha, oh Sebastian, never change! I like to think my girl would wear him down eventually.
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