Guy's a sprawler.
But, dude, bad move pulling your sword on the king. You can't marry Natalia, because you will never, ever win an argument with her now.
And how much do I love anime!Ion? I liked game!Ion fine, but anime!Ion is just so much more expressive. Of course, thanks to cal_reflector, all I can think is, "I'm Ion, bitch."
Can you imagine an Ion in the real world, like, if the Pope were some fifteen-year-old kid? No one would listen to him.