"No! Don't make me!"
"You did it before!"
"That was an accident!"
"Dammit, I am the princess, and you will do as I say!"
You know, with the whole running joke about Tear's "melons", I feel like Natalia never gets credit for having a very nice rack herself.
And I do really have about 1400 words written. Except it's porn fic, and I realized after 1400 words, oops, Guy never technically took his pants off.
This. must. be. rectified.