And why are you two so boring now? You used to make out all the time!! What happened? Why do you refuse to make out now?? I'm just going to write more porn if you don't get your acts together.
Then at the gym (didn't I say I get all my ideas at the gym) I got an idea for Asch/Nat, and I swear, Guy, if you don't stop being so damn boring, I will write more Asch/Nat and leave you out completely, babe.