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mellowcandle
mellowcandle
but what if I did?
D played the Jimmy Fallon thank you note music while I paid bills this afternoon. It was awesome.

Thank you, State Farm, for insuring my Jetta. Now whenever I rear-end some fuckwit talking on their cell phone instead of driving, all I need to think about is how good it feels.


Then D worried I was listening too much to the music and not paying attention to what I was writing.

Thank you, L, for adding an extra zero to our payment to State Farm, thereby bankrupting us and ruining the beach vacation that D's been looking forward to all month.

Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: a time for love--jane monheit

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serena_b From: serena_b Date: May 27th, 2010 03:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Sorry, I was just catching up on your last few entries and this cracked me up. So funny. XD You are full of awesome.
mellowcandle From: mellowcandle Date: May 27th, 2010 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
No matter how tired I am, I try to stay up on Fridays to see the thank you notes.
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