And why haven't I gotten my pre-ordered copy of Sweet Valley Confidential yet? I saw it in the store yesterday! I heard that two previously not-gay guys are gay now, and I need to know who! I've been hoping for Nicholas and Bruce, but I wouldn't be surprised if Jeffrey was. Even reading as a kid I thought he had... a quality.
Ten minutes later: UPS just dropped off my book! Oh, no, what do I do?
I just don't know!!!