still better than the soup lately

Dammit, last night's Tosh.0 completely took the wind out of the porn fic I was trying to write.

Why do you do it, Daniel? Why must you take something hot and make it so gross? And why do I watch? Every time, I watch.

And I'm also sad how disappointed I was in Jon Benjamin Has a Van. I love you, Jon, so please be funnier.