And so I had to make a dark!Britta icon.
Britta: Enough with the timeline crap, Abed! Pierce got shot in the leg and died! Shirley's a drunk, Annie's locked in a mental ward because her guilt drove her insane, Jeff lost an arm in the fire, Troy lost his larynx because for some dumb reason he tried to destroy a flaming troll doll by eating it--
Troy: Clearly you don't understand anything about defeating trolls.
Britta: Life has gone to hell, Abed! This is real! Look at us! Look at me!
Jeff: Britta, you put one washaway blue streak in your hair. And I lost an arm.
Britta: Exactly. Life got dark.