I'm sorry, did Fucking Anders just pass unsolicited judgment on my relationship? All, "I don't mean to criticize, but are you sure about Fenris? He seems less like a man and more like a dog."

I'm no Fenris fangirl, but seriously? How dare you! Also? RACIST.

Then after you insult my boyfriend, you ask me to help you blow up the Chantry? Are you for real? You're on your own, dude. And don't give me that pitiful, "I've always been on my own, for a time, I just forgot."

Yeah, well, maybe if you weren't such a colossal asshole.



Me: Why is Anders so gross?
D: Why do you have him in your party then?
Me: Because he's my healer.
D: Tell him more healing, less talking.
Me: Yeah, I don't pay him to talk.
D: I never found him to be that good a healer.

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