the entire world sucks because some dead ditz made a wish
Geez, I had a dream about Obama last night. I was sitting in a diner eating french fries, sitting across from a couple of girls who were talking to me because apparently I was new to the area and transferring to their college, and they were asking where I lived before and stuff. I was sitting on the banquette on the wall side of the table, and here comes Obama strolling up, asking if anyone's sitting in the empty space next to me. I say no, and slide allllllllll the way down to the other end of the bench. He follows me all the way down so I am TRAPPED. And he starts saying, "You know, socialism is not a bad thing. And communism is even better. Why does everyone have to want what you want?" And I said, "Why do I have to want what YOU want?" Of course he has no answer for this, so he just starts speaking nonsense. Like, not even words, just sounds. And everyone in the place thinks this is awesome and they start tweeting about it or whatever, and I say, "Am I the only one who sees what an asshole he is?"
Four years ago I felt like Cassandra. I knew he was going to be a disaster, but no one would listen. And here we are.
This year I feel like Giles in "The Wish", right before he smashes Anyanka's pendant.
Anyanka: You trusting fool! How do you know the other world is any better than this?
Giles: Because it has to be.
Why do I think Romney will be a better president than Obama?