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Idiot Control Now
bees on pie, burning rubber tires
it's a girls
Mom called this morning to let us know that my sister had her twins yesterday. They admitted her early for a c-section, and my mom was in Florida visiting my grandma and had to fly back to Indianapolis in a hurry, only to find out stupid Obama was in town and fucking everything up as he does, like, dude, why are you even here, don't you know more important things are happening?

So I ordered some presents from their registry, plus our favorite new classic children's books, I Want My Hat Back and This is not My Hat, which I know my conservative brother-in-law will love.

(I hadn't bought presents before because I've gotten superstitious about buying baby presents before the baby(ies) are born, because God forbid something go wrong, you know? I read too much internets and have read too many sad stories, but still.)

I also got an invitation to my Godparents' daughter's shower yesterday, and I'm going to wait on presents there, too, but at least I'll send my Godmother an email to say why I very obviously won't be attending. She's also having twins. Must be something in the water up there. Hey, better them than me.

Current Mood: good good
Current Music: only if--enya

4 pathetic excuses or justify your existence
cal_reflector From: cal_reflector Date: February 11th, 2015 04:59 am (UTC) (Link)
The truth is, having twins totally wrecks the best laid plans.

Anyways, congratulations! Aunt Mellowcandle.

Obama comes here time to time. Good thing is he borrows Google's airfield in Mountain View, thereby avoiding disruption to San Francisco International.
mellowcandle From: mellowcandle Date: February 12th, 2015 09:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
The only thing worse than one baby is two babies. (To quote a comedian I once saw, "Babies are cute when they belong to your sister and you can leave.")

My mom said she was delayed for three hours because of that idiot. What a cluster.
cal_reflector From: cal_reflector Date: February 13th, 2015 05:25 am (UTC) (Link)
And just as if the NSA were following our conversation....

Obama makes trip to SF Bay Area. Commute Nightmare ensues. Ha ha.
mellowcandle From: mellowcandle Date: February 13th, 2015 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, I know they're reading. I don't pretend otherwise.
4 pathetic excuses or justify your existence